Musical Memory Maker Pillows

Johnny Cashpoint.

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

"I can't protect you from everything, but I can read you stories that make you believe I can protect you from everything."

"There was no other choice, Mom. It was a double dog dare."

My First Camera

Guitarist

Marimba

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

Piano Recital

Great works I plan to complete during the lockdown.

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

Girl Band, "I wish you'd tell your mum we don't need her in the group!"

Learn Guitar In 6 Easy Lessons: Add another fifty difficult ones!

Artist and Musician

"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."

"How about we write a song combining Brexit with unrequited love?"

Musical notes bubble gum.

Lady to man taking picture of fish: 'Wiggle him a little and get him to smile.'

Guitar Man.

Music downloads

'I'm a virtuoso on the middle pedal.'

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

Six jazz instruments.

'Their daughter plays the violin.'

"I always thought of my childhood home as being larger."

Remember my mum? I took that photo a week before she died. There's one of me...that was a good haircut.

"And this little piggy went – whoa! Where is your fifth little piggy?!"

May your Christmas be full of harmony

"Check out this new store."

A woman playing a keyboard

"This next one is a typical blues number about exceeding your data plan limit, cracking your ipad screen, and losing your new ear buds."