Fun Music Maker Pillows

Person playing the cymbals.

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

Marimba

Guitarist

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

Girl Band, "I wish you'd tell your mum we don't need her in the group!"

Great works I plan to complete during the lockdown.

'I don't know what he gets up to in there, but it keeps him busy.' (Noises are recorded, man reads paper, has beer.)

Piano Recital

"I made you a mixtape."

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

Learn Guitar In 6 Easy Lessons: Add another fifty difficult ones!

"Bruh, that is some SERIOUS kazoo."

'I'm a virtuoso on the middle pedal.'

"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."

"How about we write a song combining Brexit with unrequited love?"

Music downloads

Musical notes bubble gum.

Artist and Musician

Guitar Man.

Eric Clapton.

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

Six jazz instruments.

'Their daughter plays the violin.'

Noel Coward.

Bagpipes in the bath.

May your Christmas be full of harmony

A woman playing a keyboard

Mum has a bad judgement day - Well OK, you can take it to your room as long as you play it quietly.

"Check out this new store."

French horn.

"This next one is a typical blues number about exceeding your data plan limit, cracking your ipad screen, and losing your new ear buds."