Animal Melody Maker Pillows

A man playing on an elephant

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

Guitarist

Marimba

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

Great works I plan to complete during the lockdown.

Piano Recital

Girl Band, "I wish you'd tell your mum we don't need her in the group!"

"I made you a mixtape."

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

Learn Guitar In 6 Easy Lessons: Add another fifty difficult ones!

Artist and Musician

Guitar Man.

"How about we write a song combining Brexit with unrequited love?"

Musical notes bubble gum.

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

Music downloads

'I'm a virtuoso on the middle pedal.'

Six jazz instruments.

'Their daughter plays the violin.'

A woman playing a keyboard

"Check out this new store."

May your Christmas be full of harmony

"This next one is a typical blues number about exceeding your data plan limit, cracking your ipad screen, and losing your new ear buds."

Blues artis's daily list

Sir Edward Elgar

Bear luring the fish out of a ice hole.

'We're having an argument. Do you know any battle marches?'

"The boogie woogie bugle cat of Company B"

Romantic Duet

Jerry Lordan

'You haven't heard anything yet!'