Memory Maker With A Twist Gifts

Robot selfie stick

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

My First Camera

Lady to man taking picture of fish: 'Wiggle him a little and get him to smile.'

Remember my mum? I took that photo a week before she died. There's one of me...that was a good haircut.

"I always thought of my childhood home as being larger."

"I lost some intellectual property here last night. Anybody remember what the hell I was talking about?"

'Here comes the Papa-razzi again...'

Cut out and keep your own Marcel Proust.

Dad's old fashioned barbeque

"Better to have had ice cream and lost it than never to have had ice cream at all."

"See those birch trees on the other side of the pond? That’s the exact spot where your mother first called me an idiot."

"To think—this meeting, which turned into the perfect day, filled with spontaneous adventures that will become priceless memories, could have been an e-mail."

Senior PGA Moment.

'An this good luck charm is to commemorate when our turtle ran away. He's the one who took Jim's pinkie.'

Mission Impossible: The Family Photo

"I figure we can blue-screen the kids in later."

"How a cartoonist's mind works #3 in a series" "Cartoons you think of during the day and draw" "Cartoons you think of in the middle of the night and forget"

Origins of a family tradition.

'What do you mean you 'forgot' the camera?!'

'They're not out of focus. They're just fuzzy memories.'

"You want the truth? I can't remember the truth!"

'Pictures of your family?'

Sooner or later, 'These trying times' become 'The good ol' days'.'

'Happens every year - I can never remember where I put the tree decorations.'

Crafty Beer: "I'm making a scrapbook of when you were still fermenting."

"Remember when they just used to write the train numbers down?"

"They grow up so fast."

"At first I was homesick....now I'll probably be campsick for awhile!"

'This reminds me of something funny. Remember the day I was shopping in that china shop and suddenly sneezed?'

"I was all the way to the corner....hen I smelled the chocolate chip cookies!"

Just Married!

'Did I put the recycling out?'

"How is it you only remember the good times?"

'Remember 'back in the day'. . . about 15 minuted ago.'