Adventurous Memory Maker Gifts

I thought you brought the camera!

My First Camera

'Any wilderness skills besides making smores?'

Lady to man taking picture of fish: 'Wiggle him a little and get him to smile.'

"I always thought of my childhood home as being larger."

Remember my mum? I took that photo a week before she died. There's one of me...that was a good haircut.

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

'Here comes the Papa-razzi again...'

"To think—this meeting, which turned into the perfect day, filled with spontaneous adventures that will become priceless memories, could have been an e-mail."

"See those birch trees on the other side of the pond? That’s the exact spot where your mother first called me an idiot."

Dad's old fashioned barbeque

"One spaghetti, and two straws please."

"I'm unable to process this image."

'Thank goodness for clumsy children: A spilt ice-cream!'

"Better to have had ice cream and lost it than never to have had ice cream at all."

"The Halloween Special is the pork and kraut. It'll come back and haunt you."

"So, I went into this fancy new butcher shop and they were selling ostrich of all things!"

"I figure we can blue-screen the kids in later."

"Tastes great, less killing!"

"Habanero ..."

'What do you mean you 'forgot' the camera?!'

"What's cookin', Tia Carmen?"

'Pictures of your family?'

Crafty Beer: "I'm making a scrapbook of when you were still fermenting."

'Happens every year - I can never remember where I put the tree decorations.'

Roadkill Restaurant

"The insect menu is very popular nowadays."

'How long you planning on staying up there, Bill?'

"Remember when they just used to write the train numbers down?"

"What's the 'Chef's Surprise'? That's his reaction when you actually eat it."

"Trust me, it tastes good – you won’t like it."

Boy flying boxed kite with bird's nest in it.

'It's an acquired taste!'

"They grow up so fast."

Just Married!