Adventurous Packer Gifts

Excess Baggage: Some folks are 'just in case' packers...As in, 'just in case a prom breaks out'...

'A sitcom has to be quirky or formulaic. There is no middle way.'

Kardiff.

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended."

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

Shoot For The Moon

Safari.

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

"Now THAT's what I call a budget airline!"

Information...

Advertising space on jockeys' bottoms

"Fight or flight?"

'Unethical advertising uses falsehoods to deceive the public. Ethical advertising uses the truth to deceive the public.'

Dollywood...Nirvana... 'I'm lost.'

"We're looking for our local post office."

'Pity you never have learned to sail...'

Resume of Claude Brisketson Composer

'Me lost, I come in peace.'

"Ideally we're keen to go somewhere that they're not trying to kill us."

"I'm going to introduce you to the wonderful world of trees."

"That's a beautiful poem, but of course, if you took the road less traveled, we'd make sure you have your GPS."

'You're checking in for our flight--you don't have to play max coins.'

'This is the last time I fly economy!'

'Relax, folks, he just did that for me. When I get the hiccups, a little scare never fails to cure them.'

"I have this nagging feeling we've forgotten something..."

I know the guide book said the site was a bit remote....

'I want a campaign that will fol some of the people some of the time and all of the people all of the time.'

'Is there an empty apartment I can use for cultural events?'

"I know you suprstars make a fortune from it but you're taking this advertising too far!"

'Well? How was the flight?'

Englishmen in Brittany Pt. 1