Adventurous Packer Pillows

Excess Baggage: Some folks are 'just in case' packers...As in, 'just in case a prom breaks out'...

Kardiff.

'A sitcom has to be quirky or formulaic. There is no middle way.'

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

Shoot For The Moon

"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended."

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

Safari.

"I asked my mother to pack my parachute and she packed my lunch instead."

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

"Now THAT's what I call a budget airline!"

Information...

"Fight or flight?"

Advertising space on jockeys' bottoms

'Unethical advertising uses falsehoods to deceive the public. Ethical advertising uses the truth to deceive the public.'

Humpty Dumpty Travel Agency.

"We're looking for our local post office."

Dollywood...Nirvana... 'I'm lost.'

'Pity you never have learned to sail...'

"Ideally we're keen to go somewhere that they're not trying to kill us."

"That's a beautiful poem, but of course, if you took the road less traveled, we'd make sure you have your GPS."

Resume of Claude Brisketson Composer

'This is the last time I fly economy!'

'You're checking in for our flight--you don't have to play max coins.'

"I'm going to introduce you to the wonderful world of trees."

'Me lost, I come in peace.'

'Relax, folks, he just did that for me. When I get the hiccups, a little scare never fails to cure them.'

"I have this nagging feeling we've forgotten something..."

I know the guide book said the site was a bit remote....

'I want a campaign that will fol some of the people some of the time and all of the people all of the time.'

'Is there an empty apartment I can use for cultural events?'

'Well? How was the flight?'

Englishmen in Brittany Pt. 1