Adventurous Memory Maker Pillows

I thought you brought the camera!

My First Camera

'Any wilderness skills besides making smores?'

Lady to man taking picture of fish: 'Wiggle him a little and get him to smile.'

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

Remember my mum? I took that photo a week before she died. There's one of me...that was a good haircut.

"I always thought of my childhood home as being larger."

'Here comes the Papa-razzi again...'

"The Halloween Special is the pork and kraut. It'll come back and haunt you."

'Thank goodness for clumsy children: A spilt ice-cream!'

"I'm unable to process this image."

"Better to have had ice cream and lost it than never to have had ice cream at all."

"One spaghetti, and two straws please."

Dad's old fashioned barbeque

"See those birch trees on the other side of the pond? That’s the exact spot where your mother first called me an idiot."

"To think—this meeting, which turned into the perfect day, filled with spontaneous adventures that will become priceless memories, could have been an e-mail."

"So, I went into this fancy new butcher shop and they were selling ostrich of all things!"

'What do you mean you 'forgot' the camera?!'

"What's cookin', Tia Carmen?"

"Habanero ..."

"Tastes great, less killing!"

"I figure we can blue-screen the kids in later."

'Pictures of your family?'

'Have you been using that Hairy Bikers cookbook again'

"The insect menu is very popular nowadays."

"Trust me, it tastes good – you won’t like it."

'How long you planning on staying up there, Bill?'

"Remember when they just used to write the train numbers down?"

Boy flying boxed kite with bird's nest in it.

Roadkill Restaurant

'Happens every year - I can never remember where I put the tree decorations.'

Crafty Beer: "I'm making a scrapbook of when you were still fermenting."

"What's the 'Chef's Surprise'? That's his reaction when you actually eat it."

'It's an acquired taste!'

"They grow up so fast."