Adventurous Saver Pillows

I haul my own vacation supply... Before the price skyrockets again!

I should be a writer when I grow up...

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.

'You can forget the Captain's table-we're not paying that kind of money just to eat with the crew!'

Kardiff.

Cactus seats.

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

Bears going water skiing.

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

It is a lesser known historical fact that Sir Edmund Hillary was also the first person to climb Mount Everest and forget to take the lens cap off.

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

Breakthrough

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

"I'm supposed to wake Jasper up at sunrise, but which pile of snow is he asleep under?"

Shoot For The Moon

Excess Baggage: Airlines are constantly working on new seating configurations.

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

Snowman of the Apes

'The best grants lie that-a-ways, Ma'am.'

'FASTER! PADDLE FASTER!'

Holiday Adventures - Off the beaten path.

Public footpath on a desert island.

Safari.

Columbus discovers ...that when exploring, it's not such a great idea to bring the family along.

"Well, sir, it looks like things are getting pretty serious for Peter and Pauline."

"I'm unable to process this image."

'Thank goodness for clumsy children: A spilt ice-cream!'

“Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!?”