Adventurous Saver Pillows

I haul my own vacation supply... Before the price skyrockets again!

I should be a writer when I grow up...

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.

'You can forget the Captain's table-we're not paying that kind of money just to eat with the crew!'

Kardiff.

Cactus seats.

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

Bears going water skiing.

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

It is a lesser known historical fact that Sir Edmund Hillary was also the first person to climb Mount Everest and forget to take the lens cap off.

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

Breakthrough

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

Excess Baggage: Airlines are constantly working on new seating configurations.

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

"I'm supposed to wake Jasper up at sunrise, but which pile of snow is he asleep under?"

Shoot For The Moon

Snowman of the Apes

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

'The best grants lie that-a-ways, Ma'am.'

Safari.

Public footpath on a desert island.

Holiday Adventures - Off the beaten path.

'FASTER! PADDLE FASTER!'

Columbus discovers ...that when exploring, it's not such a great idea to bring the family along.

“Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!?”

"Well, sir, it looks like things are getting pretty serious for Peter and Pauline."

"I'm unable to process this image."

"The Halloween Special is the pork and kraut. It'll come back and haunt you."