Adventurous Accessorizer Gifts

"Whatever you do, DON'T go in there! It's the mummy's purse!"

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"He thought he'd stand out more in a body suit."

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

'This is our bestselling power tie. Just put it on and clap twice.'

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

Camel rider sees sign stating: The Next Mirage 16 miles.

"I believe I'll skip the appetizer. I ate the flowers."

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

Who'd have guessed that the season's mast have item would be big springy shoes.

"At first I thought I'd hate it, but now I have to have it."

Man bombarded by sale adverts in the media

"Is that you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP?"

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

"Oh, no! My bucket list!"

'How long you planning on staying up there, Bill?'

"Now I wish we hadn't ordered all those appetizers."

"We scarf. We bracelet. We earring. We brooch. In brief, ladies, we accessorize."

'Jack and the Beanie stock'

Scraper Biking, Manhattan, Spring, '95

Butterfly Woman

Sun Wearing Sunglasses/Moon Wearing Night Vision Goggles

'Press this button and you can watch the food cook in HD!'

'Now see here! My name is Thomson and THAT is my gazelle!!'

'Stop when you see a clean lake.'

Ass-less Chaps

"Don't even bother – this oasis only has two and a half stars."

Mildred takes a shortcut to the shops. . .

Where Mom used to take you.

Introducing Brocco. The world's first broccoli-flavored liqueur!

Mutant Mootunes - Pete Poodle Pants

"I won't be needing you this year."

'That's the last time I send you shopping!'

"Lose the tie, try my collar. C’mon, indulge me."

Man with an umbrella hat looks at man with a hat umbrella.