Adventurous Accessorizer T-Shirts

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"He thought he'd stand out more in a body suit."

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

'This is our bestselling power tie. Just put it on and clap twice.'

Camel rider sees sign stating: The Next Mirage 16 miles.

"I believe I'll skip the appetizer. I ate the flowers."

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

"At first I thought I'd hate it, but now I have to have it."

"Is that you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP?"

Who'd have guessed that the season's mast have item would be big springy shoes.

Man bombarded by sale adverts in the media

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

"Oh, no! My bucket list!"

"We scarf. We bracelet. We earring. We brooch. In brief, ladies, we accessorize."

'How long you planning on staying up there, Bill?'

Butterfly Woman

'Jack and the Beanie stock'

Sun Wearing Sunglasses/Moon Wearing Night Vision Goggles

Scraper Biking, Manhattan, Spring, '95

'Press this button and you can watch the food cook in HD!'

'Stop when you see a clean lake.'

Ass-less Chaps

Where Mom used to take you.

Introducing Brocco. The world's first broccoli-flavored liqueur!

"I won't be needing you this year."

"Don't even bother – this oasis only has two and a half stars."

Mildred takes a shortcut to the shops. . .

Mutant Mootunes - Pete Poodle Pants

'That's the last time I send you shopping!'

"Lose the tie, try my collar. C’mon, indulge me."

"That's one Christmas present she won't break in a hurry."

Man with an umbrella hat looks at man with a hat umbrella.