Quirky Accessorizer T-Shirts

Engineering and Engine Earring

'I'll take this one it matches my mood.'

Man with an umbrella hat looks at man with a hat umbrella.

'I wanted gloves without fingers, not fingers without gloves.'

Raincloud Umbrella

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

Ball as water-melon.

A watch face with Stonehenge

"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"

Who'd have guessed that the season's mast have item would be big springy shoes.

I've refiled all your letters under L.

Fred's Tie: A Momentary Lapse of Judgement or A Cry For Help?

'I like this one. Does it come in a backwards version?'

Tank driver wielding a slingshot.

VARIOUS ITEMS OF LABELLED KITCHENWARE.

"I didn't start seriously accessorizing until my mid-thirties."

HAPPY HOUR 4:30-5:30, 'Oh, the prices don't change -- we just serve the beer in cartoon-character glasses.'

Butterfly Woman

Bad Outfit Alarm.

"Don't be silly, Wendy...who would make fun of such cute glasses?"

"It's a smaller, less destructive nuclear weapon, but it's also a hat."

Cavewoman has block of ice with refrigerator magnets on it.

Man hanging out underpants on washing line.

Gravestone Epitaph - 'One surreal gag too far.'

"That tie, Merrick. It's not your friend."

"It's not a backpack."

"The DVD you want is on my right earlobe."

Cat with mouse tie.

Crowd of glasses Wearers.

Sailor with Frog Umbrella.

"Well, I don't think much of your CV, but your paper clip is the smartest I've ever seen."

Spring Rituals