Quirky Accessorizer Gifts

Engineering and Engine Earring

'I'll take this one it matches my mood.'

Man with an umbrella hat looks at man with a hat umbrella.

'I wanted gloves without fingers, not fingers without gloves.'

Raincloud Umbrella

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

Ball as water-melon.

A watch face with Stonehenge

"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"

Fred's Tie: A Momentary Lapse of Judgement or A Cry For Help?

I've refiled all your letters under L.

Who'd have guessed that the season's mast have item would be big springy shoes.

'I like this one. Does it come in a backwards version?'

Tank driver wielding a slingshot.

HAPPY HOUR 4:30-5:30, 'Oh, the prices don't change -- we just serve the beer in cartoon-character glasses.'

VARIOUS ITEMS OF LABELLED KITCHENWARE.

When the going gets tough the tough gets going...and the rest hide in the washroom and cry.

Butterfly Woman

"I didn't start seriously accessorizing until my mid-thirties."

My motto is "A place for everything and everything all over the place".

Bad Outfit Alarm.

"Whose tie?"

Cavewoman has block of ice with refrigerator magnets on it.

"Don't be silly, Wendy...who would make fun of such cute glasses?"

"It's a smaller, less destructive nuclear weapon, but it's also a hat."

Man hanging out underpants on washing line.

"The DVD you want is on my right earlobe."

Cat with mouse tie.

'I told you it would fit!'

Gravestone Epitaph - 'One surreal gag too far.'

"That tie, Merrick. It's not your friend."

"It's not a backpack."

"Whatever you do, DON'T go in there! It's the mummy's purse!"