Adventurous Shoe Lover T-Shirts

"Can we get down now - you know I'm scared of heights!" "So it's goodbye platform boots!!"

"Excuse me, I'm here to do some sole searching."

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

"This is daring, but I like it."

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

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Shoe addict.

Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts.

Mister Pretty Shoes

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

"It's the only way I can justify buying so many shoes."

"Do you do much walking?"

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

"Underweird bras."

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

"Buying me a new pair of shoes would go a long way toward making this world a less dangerous place."

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Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

"Dear, you are Definitely coming back as a centipede."

'He's a blight on the whole neighbourhood.'

Man bombarded by sale adverts in the media

Consenting Adults.

I'm getting old, I spotted a couple of brown hairs among the punk.

'They're bound to hurt at first.'

"Do you have a shoe for roaming and prowling?"

"You're right. They do taste funny."

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

"No one will ever take you seriously with those tassels."

'Stop crying! Daddy wears BROWN shoes!'

Casting out the Shoe Devil.

'A mind is a terrible thing to make up.'

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