Shoe Shopping Adventurer T-Shirts

'... And for $50 more, this is the same basketball shoe in a turbo model.'

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

"Excuse me, I'm here to do some sole searching."

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

New Shoes.

Shoe addict.

Mister Pretty Shoes

"Do you do much walking?"

"It's the only way I can justify buying so many shoes."

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

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"Buying me a new pair of shoes would go a long way toward making this world a less dangerous place."

"Dear, you are Definitely coming back as a centipede."

"Do you have a shoe for roaming and prowling?"

Man bombarded by sale adverts in the media

Consenting Adults.

'They're bound to hurt at first.'

'Our giant sale now on!'

"No one will ever take you seriously with those tassels."

'We leave for France tomorrow. I just can't wait to visit all those famous museum gift shops!'

The Hooligan.

Casting out the Shoe Devil.

'Please don't read anything into the fact that I'm wearing loafers. I assure you I'm a very energetic worker.'

'A mind is a terrible thing to make up.'

'I'd like a few words with you Farnsworth. Aren't those my shoes you're wearing?'

'Stop crying! Daddy wears BROWN shoes!'

The tortoise and the hare are in a shoe store trying on shoes in preparation for their race.

'Yes, I'm proud to say all my kids went into boot camp as soon as they left home.'

Man on Stilts in a Market

'Sure it looks bad now, but try to imagine it with the right shoes.'

'What do you mean I have to buy both of them?! What kind of a business are you running?'

'I hope you kept the receipt.'

'I bought this Kit Car off the Internet for $12.93. I guess you get what you pay for.'

'You'll find that these really let your feet breathe'