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"How do those feel? Click them together a few times."

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

"Excuse me, I'm here to do some sole searching."

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

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"Do you do much walking?"

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

"Buying me a new pair of shoes would go a long way toward making this world a less dangerous place."

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Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

"Dear, you are Definitely coming back as a centipede."

'He's a blight on the whole neighbourhood.'

"You're right. They do taste funny."

"I can count to 20...Without taking off my shoes."

Consenting Adults.

'They're bound to hurt at first.'

"Do you have a shoe for roaming and prowling?"

"No one will ever take you seriously with those tassels."

'Yes, Dear, they are very pretty shoes!'

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The tortoise and the hare are in a shoe store trying on shoes in preparation for their race.

'Stop crying! Daddy wears BROWN shoes!'

'Yes, I'm proud to say all my kids went into boot camp as soon as they left home.'

'I'd like a few words with you Farnsworth. Aren't those my shoes you're wearing?'

'A mind is a terrible thing to make up.'

'Please don't read anything into the fact that I'm wearing loafers. I assure you I'm a very energetic worker.'

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Casting out the Shoe Devil.

"Nothing is ever in my size either."

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