Memory Keeper With A Twist Gifts

Thugs read a 'SCRAP BOOK': 'Here's that punch-up outside the Rose and Crown, there's me at the match ...'

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

"Those are the names of your children? I went a different route...I memorized my kids' names."

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

Shoulda, Woulda, Coulda

Photographer Phone: 'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009.

It is a lesser known historical fact that Sir Edmund Hillary was also the first person to climb Mount Everest and forget to take the lens cap off.

"Someday, Sweetheart, you’ll look back on this day and think to yourself, ‘Covid ruined my college experience.’"

"Why mum, I didn't know that you had written a book."

"I remember that game of Spin-the-Bottle like it was yesterday. It was love at firstspin."

"What Genocide? What Armenians?"

Three kids in a trench coat, twenty years later.

'That's a picture of my granddad with shoulder length hair and a beard. That's why mom calls these albums hair looms.'

'He can't be all bad if he still likes peanut butter.'

"I think I'll keep a diary..."

"The new computer is great, but we can't get rid of the old one. It knows too much."

Tooth fairy

'You're always living in the past.'

Man reads note, which reads: Have been diagnosed with Alzheimer's disease, I don't know where your dinner is.

'An this good luck charm is to commemorate when our turtle ran away. He's the one who took Jim's pinkie.'

"Remember? I was sitting right up there when you came by and said 'Hi, beautiful!'"

'This statue is based on an earlier work of mine from the pre-kindergarten era.'

"I'm taking detailed notes of everything, so I can tell my kids what things were really like when I was their age."

"I found an old photo of us, when we were punk rockers... Didn't we look ridiculous?"

'I guess what happens in Kindergarten, doesn't stay in Kindergarten.'

"Nostalgia is one helluva drug."

Wall of Office Memories

'They're not out of focus. They're just fuzzy memories.'

"My source is my grandfather's memory!"

"You want the truth? I can't remember the truth!"

If you're a multiple personality could you spare an identity for an amnesiac?