Video Memory Maker Gifts

'It's a good report card, Dad. Better catch it on video.'

"...but after they hired Vanna White instead of me things really got interesting."

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

"I can't protect you from everything, but I can read you stories that make you believe I can protect you from everything."

"There was no other choice, Mom. It was a double dog dare."

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

My First Camera

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

Lady to man taking picture of fish: 'Wiggle him a little and get him to smile.'

'I recognize the face ... I just can't pin down the name.'

"My service animal for Alzheimer's, sonny!"

'Yeah, I don't have trouble remembering my times tables, but I stink at algebra...'

"I always thought of my childhood home as being larger."

Remember my mum? I took that photo a week before she died. There's one of me...that was a good haircut.

"And this little piggy went – whoa! Where is your fifth little piggy?!"

'Here comes the Papa-razzi again...'

Dad's old fashioned barbeque

"To think—this meeting, which turned into the perfect day, filled with spontaneous adventures that will become priceless memories, could have been an e-mail."

"It's just a jogger!" "It's just a car!" "There's nothing out there now!" "I was thinking of the squirrel I saw last week"

"See those birch trees on the other side of the pond? That’s the exact spot where your mother first called me an idiot."

"Better to have had ice cream and lost it than never to have had ice cream at all."

"Most people forget they've had amnesia."

"I get it! I get it! Elephants never forget. Now quit bragging about it!"

"There's a wonderful book on memory tricks here, but I can't remember what I did with it!"

"I figure we can blue-screen the kids in later."

Origins of a family tradition.

"Hello, and welcome to Victor and Igor's latest unboxing video."

'What do you mean you 'forgot' the camera?!'

'I have the MRI scan of your brain. The right hemisphere is clogged with computer passwords.'

'Don't worry about this meeting. I got everything we need right up here.'

Animal and Human Memory

'Pictures of your family?'