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"That new kid came up to me today. He said 'hi,' but I couldn't remember his name."

Where was I?

"I don't know who you are!"

'Of course he can do tricks...it's just he's got a bad memory.'

"We have a song, but neither of us can remember it."

"I take it you got the lead in the school play."

'You see doctor I've been increasingly Forgetful.'

'We started wearing name tags to rell who's who, unfortunately we all like the name 'Kevin,!'

A man at a cocktail party wears a nametag that reads "Trouble".

'I couldn't remember your exact age.'

'Remember when we caught small fish by the bucket full?' 'Oh, yeah! Those were the dace!'

A boy with a camera

'It's a sad case -- amnesia AND identity theft.'

'Before you go, introduce yourself, so that I know who you were...'

Mike had learnt by heart the whole training manual, apart from the most important bit.

"So you packed everything everything but the tent!"

'Do you have anything for absent-mindedness?'

Amnesia Clinic: "Take one of these pills whenever you remember to."

"Wow, I cannot remember what I was saying."

"My memory's not too good these days."

"Sorry I'm late. I forgot the PIN number I need to get my brain going."

Middle-aged people spend a lot of time looking for things that they have 'lost'.....

'This convention lacks just one thing...name tags.'

"Page 33, line 4..."

'I'm terrible with names - what's mine?'

'Name tag's up here, Ma'am - I'm from the Cattlemen's Delegation.

"Is there a mnemonic I can use to remember how to spell mnenonic?"

"How's your memory?"

'How come it's always me who has his name taken?'

Cinnamon Raisin Swirl Jones.