Memory Joggers T-Shirts

'Oh darn........I forgot The Alamo!'

Middle-aged people spend a lot of time looking for things that they have 'lost'.....

"Doctor, doctor! I'm losing my thingummybob!"

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

'Of course he can do tricks...it's just he's got a bad memory.'

"I don't know who you are!"

"We have a song, but neither of us can remember it."

"I lost some intellectual property here last night. Anybody remember what the hell I was talking about?"

'You see doctor I've been increasingly Forgetful.'

"I get it! I get it! Elephants never forget. Now quit bragging about it!"

Senior PGA Moment.

'You did remember the condoms didn't you?'

'The problem seems to be in the memory bank.'

"How a cartoonist's mind works #3 in a series" "Cartoons you think of during the day and draw" "Cartoons you think of in the middle of the night and forget"

'Before you go, introduce yourself, so that I know who you were...'

"So you packed everything everything but the tent!"

"I've memorized so many passwords, things are starting to get weird."

"I seem to have forgotten what I was saying...please...hold the applause!"

"Wow, I cannot remember what I was saying."

'I don't remember ever having a good memory.'

"I don’t know … there’s a small part of me that just wants to erase my childhood."

Remembering His Marbles

"This is one of those beautiful summer days when I'm flooded with memories of things that never happened to me."

"Sorry I'm late. I forgot the PIN number I need to get my brain going."

'Did I put the recycling out?'

Lost and forgotten department

'In our thirty years of marriage she's squirreled away loads of money, but she can't remember where.'

"My memory's not too good these days."

"Do you want anything? I'm going into the kitchen to forget what I went in there for."

"My name is Proust. I've forgotten my room number."

'I'm terrible with names - what's mine?'

"Ladies and Gentlemen! For my next trick, I will attempt to correctly remember my password..."

The brain cell that was suppose to help me remember.

"How's your memory?"