Memory Joggers Gifts

'Oh darn........I forgot The Alamo!'

Middle-aged people spend a lot of time looking for things that they have 'lost'.....

"Doctor, doctor! I'm losing my thingummybob!"

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

"We have a song, but neither of us can remember it."

"I don't know who you are!"

'Of course he can do tricks...it's just he's got a bad memory.'

"I lost some intellectual property here last night. Anybody remember what the hell I was talking about?"

'You see doctor I've been increasingly Forgetful.'

"How can anyone remember Cheech and not remember Chong?"

"I get it! I get it! Elephants never forget. Now quit bragging about it!"

Senior PGA Moment.

'You did remember the condoms didn't you?'

"How a cartoonist's mind works #3 in a series" "Cartoons you think of during the day and draw" "Cartoons you think of in the middle of the night and forget"

'The problem seems to be in the memory bank.'

'Before you go, introduce yourself, so that I know who you were...'

"So you packed everything everything but the tent!"

"I seem to have forgotten what I was saying...please...hold the applause!"

"I've memorized so many passwords, things are starting to get weird."

"I don’t know … there’s a small part of me that just wants to erase my childhood."

Remembering His Marbles

'I don't remember ever having a good memory.'

"Wow, I cannot remember what I was saying."

"This is one of those beautiful summer days when I'm flooded with memories of things that never happened to me."

"Sorry I'm late. I forgot the PIN number I need to get my brain going."

'In our thirty years of marriage she's squirreled away loads of money, but she can't remember where.'

Lost and forgotten department

'Did I put the recycling out?'

"My memory's not too good these days."

"Do you want anything? I'm going into the kitchen to forget what I went in there for."

Short Term Memory Loss Support Group: 'Good evening. You're probably all wondering why you just walked into this room.'

"My name is Proust. I've forgotten my room number."

'I'm terrible with names - what's mine?'

The brain cell that was suppose to help me remember.

"How's your memory?"