Memory Jogger Gifts

"I always forget - is it Kirsten or Kristin?"

News Item: Hot weather dehydration can cause loss of memory.

Thanksgiving: 'What did I want to do now?'

'I must be getting old - I can never remember who he is supposed to be!'

'Before you go, introduce yourself, so that I know who you were...'

'I'm terrible with names - what's mine?'

"I forgot why I came in here, but maybe I just came in here to forget."

'You know you are having a senior moment when you have to explain that you were speeding because you had to get to where you were going before you forgot where you were going.'

Having a senior moment

Alzheimer's Disease

'You see doctor I've been increasingly Forgetful.'

'I know just how you feel.'

"It was a free gift with my AARP membership."

"So you packed everything everything but the tent!"

"How can anyone remember Cheech and not remember Chong?"

'Of course he can do tricks...it's just he's got a bad memory.'

'Wait, are you allergic to bees or nuts?... I can never remember.'

'I would've retired years ago but I forgot where I work.'

"Sorry I'm late. I forgot the PIN number I need to get my brain going."

"Why do you have a string tied around your finger, Tia Carmen?"

"I've forgotten, Ted. What is a lane?"

"I just realized we missed the Alzheimers Walk!"

"My memory's not too good these days."

"Okay, we're going to try this one more time. What was the last name of your third grade teacher?"

"How's your memory?"

'If the Lord knows each time a sparrow falls to earth, it seems like a Minister of the Gospel could at least remember to mail a few Christmas cards.'

Hate getting old...

Memory Clinic - Old What's His Name, Director.

'Why if it isn't...er...er...don't tell me...er...it'll come to me...erm.'

'Dear, do you remember where I deployed the troops?'

The little engine that couldn't remember.

Having Forgotten How It Goes...

"These pills help you remember to take those pills."

"Wow, I cannot remember what I was saying."

Listen, you're fine. Lots of people your age start fuhgeddabouding things.