Memory Lane Jogger Gifts

'Honey, I'm growing old... I forgot the contract for the important customer, I forgot a meeting, I even forgot my purse and the office key...' - 'Excuse me, but... who are you?!'

'Dewey! Grandpa's stuck again. Give him a couple of whacks upside the head.'

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

Inside One's Memory Bank

"I don't know who you are!"

"We have a song, but neither of us can remember it."

"I can remember when a dollar was worth $47.32."

'Of course he can do tricks...it's just he's got a bad memory.'

"I always thought of my childhood home as being larger."

'You see doctor I've been increasingly Forgetful.'

Fast Food Dieter

"I think you're suffering from nostalgia, Mr. Prentice."

"1971... 2015..."

"The computer's messed up? How time flies! Seems only yesterday you couldn't program the VCR!"

'Are we having fun yet?'

'Before you go, introduce yourself, so that I know who you were...'

"So you packed everything everything but the tent!"

'He's revisiting his childhood.'

Man with 'low memory' on his phone and his head

'Yes, old friend, we've traveled a long road, made a lot of stops, scooped up a lot of poop...'

"Wow, I cannot remember what I was saying."

"I wonder what this was for."

"I must be getting old. I've forgotten why I came down the stairs."

Remembering His Marbles

'Aaah yes, the stampede of July 1810: Good times...'

'I have a photographic memory but the images are really low resolution.'

"I hate it when I walk into a room and forget why I went in there. Especially when it's the bathroom."

'I was just remembering the good old days - I had two of them!'

'It's definitely a tattoo that I can reflect on in the future.'

'Sure, the circus acts were hard work, but I got to travel the World...'

"My memory's not too good these days."

'Remember Sarah Palin? Remember Joe The Plumber? Remember sex?'