Memory Puzzler Gifts

"If I forget something I learned before and then remember it again, will it count as something I learned today?"

Packaging Russian Dolls

"I don't know who you are!"

"We have a song, but neither of us can remember it."

'Of course he can do tricks...it's just he's got a bad memory.'

'Scientists say that crosswords activate brain...'

"I lost some intellectual property here last night. Anybody remember what the hell I was talking about?"

'You see doctor I've been increasingly Forgetful.'

Senior PGA Moment.

"How a cartoonist's mind works #3 in a series" "Cartoons you think of during the day and draw" "Cartoons you think of in the middle of the night and forget"

= too complex

'Before you go, introduce yourself, so that I know who you were...'

"So you packed everything everything but the tent!"

"Wow, I cannot remember what I was saying."

Problem Solver Wanted

"I've memorized so many passwords, things are starting to get weird."

"Sorry I'm late. I forgot the PIN number I need to get my brain going."

Middle-aged people spend a lot of time looking for things that they have 'lost'.....

'Sorry, but I had trouble with train story-problems in math, when I was a kid too.'

"My memory's not too good these days."

'Did I put the recycling out?'

'I'm terrible with names - what's mine?'

"How's your memory?"

"So the year '2020' can also be written. . ."

'Every time you eat lotus, an hour later you forget.'

The brain cell that was suppose to help me remember.

'Oh darn........I forgot The Alamo!'

Having a senior moment

Alzheimer's Disease

Everyone thinks they can do it

Psychiatrist catches patient's hallucination.

'Dear, do you remember where I deployed the troops?'

A person is reading another person's thoughts.