Memory Puzzler T-Shirts

"If I forget something I learned before and then remember it again, will it count as something I learned today?"

Packaging Russian Dolls

"I don't know who you are!"

"We have a song, but neither of us can remember it."

'Of course he can do tricks...it's just he's got a bad memory.'

'Scientists say that crosswords activate brain...'

"I lost some intellectual property here last night. Anybody remember what the hell I was talking about?"

'You see doctor I've been increasingly Forgetful.'

"How can anyone remember Cheech and not remember Chong?"

Senior PGA Moment.

"How a cartoonist's mind works #3 in a series" "Cartoons you think of during the day and draw" "Cartoons you think of in the middle of the night and forget"

= too complex

'Before you go, introduce yourself, so that I know who you were...'

"So you packed everything everything but the tent!"

"Wow, I cannot remember what I was saying."

"I've memorized so many passwords, things are starting to get weird."

Problem Solver Wanted

"My memory's not too good these days."

"Sorry I'm late. I forgot the PIN number I need to get my brain going."

'Did I put the recycling out?'

'Sorry, but I had trouble with train story-problems in math, when I was a kid too.'

Middle-aged people spend a lot of time looking for things that they have 'lost'.....

Short Term Memory Loss Support Group: 'Good evening. You're probably all wondering why you just walked into this room.'

'I'm terrible with names - what's mine?'

'Every time you eat lotus, an hour later you forget.'

The brain cell that was suppose to help me remember.

'Oh darn........I forgot The Alamo!'

"How's your memory?"

Listen, you're fine. Lots of people your age start fuhgeddabouding things.

"So the year '2020' can also be written. . ."

Having a senior moment

Alzheimer's Disease

Everyone thinks they can do it

Psychiatrist catches patient's hallucination.

A person is reading another person's thoughts.