Memory Joker Gifts

'I drink to forget.'

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

"Those are the names of your children? I went a different route...I memorized my kids' names."

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

Shoulda, Woulda, Coulda

"I don't know who you are!"

"Why mum, I didn't know that you had written a book."

Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009.

It is a lesser known historical fact that Sir Edmund Hillary was also the first person to climb Mount Everest and forget to take the lens cap off.

"Someday, Sweetheart, you’ll look back on this day and think to yourself, ‘Covid ruined my college experience.’"

'Of course he can do tricks...it's just he's got a bad memory.'

"We have a song, but neither of us can remember it."

"I remember that game of Spin-the-Bottle like it was yesterday. It was love at firstspin."

'That's a picture of my granddad with shoulder length hair and a beard. That's why mom calls these albums hair looms.'

"I lost some intellectual property here last night. Anybody remember what the hell I was talking about?"

"I think I'll keep a diary..."

'You see doctor I've been increasingly Forgetful.'

"The new computer is great, but we can't get rid of the old one. It knows too much."

'You're always living in the past.'

"We fell for this last time remember..."

'Remember when we caught small fish by the bucket full?' 'Oh, yeah! Those were the dace!'

Man reads note, which reads: Have been diagnosed with Alzheimer's disease, I don't know where your dinner is.

Senior PGA Moment.

Wall of Office Memories

Geeks and their dogs.

"I found an old photo of us, when we were punk rockers... Didn't we look ridiculous?"

"How a cartoonist's mind works #3 in a series" "Cartoons you think of during the day and draw" "Cartoons you think of in the middle of the night and forget"

"I'm taking detailed notes of everything, so I can tell my kids what things were really like when I was their age."

'Before you go, introduce yourself, so that I know who you were...'

"My source is my grandfather's memory!"

"So you packed everything everything but the tent!"

'Remember when we used to catch small fish by the bucket full.'

If you're a multiple personality could you spare an identity for an amnesiac?

"Half-full. Those were the days."

'You still can't take it with you, but we now offer cloud storage for intellectual properties.'