Memory Game Player Gifts

"We fell for this last time remember..."

"Marco ..."

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

"I hope I get rock and you get scissors, or I get scissors and you get paper, or I get paper and you get rock."

'You see doctor I've been increasingly Forgetful.'

"Man, these closed book exams suck! Who could possibly remember all this crap?"

'Remember when we caught small fish by the bucket full?' 'Oh, yeah! Those were the dace!'

Typical bored kid of the New Millennium

"I get it! I get it! Elephants never forget. Now quit bragging about it!"

Senior PGA Moment.

'What are you giving up for Lent this year?' - 'Anchovies.' - 'I thought you hated anchovies?' - 'I do. Care for a cookie instead?' - 'Lent is supposed to be about challenge and sacrifice!' - 'Play to win, Baby!'

Spot the fur ball.

Let the Summer Games Begin!

'The problem seems to be in the memory bank.'

"How a cartoonist's mind works #3 in a series" "Cartoons you think of during the day and draw" "Cartoons you think of in the middle of the night and forget"

"I've memorized so many passwords, things are starting to get weird."

"Wow, I cannot remember what I was saying."

Remembering His Marbles

'I don't remember ever having a good memory.'

"Do you want anything? I'm going into the kitchen to forget what I went in there for."

'Did I put the recycling out?'

Hole Sale

"...The cat tried all the tricks in the book to catch the mouse!"

'Aaar! Walk the person planked on the plank!'

Lost and forgotten department

Rock N Roll, Paper, Scissors

"Hang on, I think we've got a Ring Ding here."

"Hey, that's a cat trick."

"Ladies and Gentlemen! For my next trick, I will attempt to correctly remember my password..."

Coconut shy...

"It's an oughtobiography...."

Skeleton wanting his bone back.