Mind Game Player Gifts

"I hope I get rock and you get scissors, or I get scissors and you get paper, or I get paper and you get rock."

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

"My therapist plays with my brain."

"We fell for this last time remember..."

"You think you have problems? My entire wing command was just destroyed."

Famous Optical Illusions!

Garden Sudoku

Earl and Lance struggle with their new invention, Chessers."

"Here's my wallet, my phone, the key to the safe and an application form for your so-called 'mind control device.'"

Trojan Chess

'Actually, I'm a placebo psychiatrist.'

Psychologist to patient: 'I'm afraid there's still not a lot we know about choking over 2-inch putts.'

Hole Sale

Dominant Shrink.

I don't know … some days it all feels like a big game.

You're just around the corner from another piece of cheese. Are you sure you want to quit now?

Sensory confusion syndrome.

Quick Crossword.

Reverse Psychology: "It's not not gaslighting."

Three-eyed man beats three card monte game.

Derren Brown

Strike A Balance

Insect grammar. Termite. Termitier. Termitiest.

'At first I decided that Bob should sit out the rest of the game. He twisted his mind... but now I'm thinking - hey, maybe this is an opportunity.'

Mind reader: "You're thinking, 'This is really stupid...people can't read minds'." "How'd she know that?"

Maze inside a man's brain.

Since Greg was accepted by Mensa, he'd rather not say anything than say something incorrect.

'I'm hear one of these guys is a certified mind reader, and I think I know who it is.'

"You did very well on your I.Q. test. You're a man of 49 with the intelligence of a man of 53."

'I like that guy. He gets a splitting headache, but instead of quitting, he calls time out, the athletic trainer tapes him up, and he gets right back in the game.'

Caution! School Crossing.

'How come your notebook has a sudoku puzzle on it?'

'Personally, I think a question like that says a lot more about YOU than it does about me.'

'How long have you had this need to be in control?'

"He either has a great hand or I have unresolved feelings about my mother."