Mind Game Specialist Gifts

Garden Sudoku

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

"I hope I get rock and you get scissors, or I get scissors and you get paper, or I get paper and you get rock."

"Compare Calculate Contrast Before you make a move"

Using psychic powers, the final exam had been a breeze. However, Madame Evetta did not realize that the student in front of her from who she had obtained the majority of her answers, was Bugs Higgins.

"You think you have problems? My entire wing command was just destroyed."

"My therapist plays with my brain."

Stealing thoughts.

'I've forgotten the author and title - do you read minds?'

Famous Optical Illusions!

“What if I tell you the card you are thinking of is … the Jack of Hearts ?”

"Here's my wallet, my phone, the key to the safe and an application form for your so-called 'mind control device.'"

Trojan Chess

"A pessimist thinks that we've already arrived."

'Actually, I'm a placebo psychiatrist.'

"Why am I a nurse? In my former lives I was a mind-reader, a juggler and a scribe."

"His latest management book was all about controlling the mind...and how you could teach it to construct a new reality..."

Psychologist to patient: 'I'm afraid there's still not a lot we know about choking over 2-inch putts.'

I don't know … some days it all feels like a big game.

Dominant Shrink.

Giant brain with an arrow through it sits on Freud's psychiatric couch.

You're just around the corner from another piece of cheese. Are you sure you want to quit now?

Sensory confusion syndrome.

Three-eyed man beats three card monte game.

'At first I decided that Bob should sit out the rest of the game. He twisted his mind... but now I'm thinking - hey, maybe this is an opportunity.'

Reverse Psychology: "It's not not gaslighting."

Derren Brown

Mind reader: "You're thinking, 'This is really stupid...people can't read minds'." "How'd she know that?"

'I wonder if they KNOW about each other?'

Since Greg was accepted by Mensa, he'd rather not say anything than say something incorrect.

'I'm hear one of these guys is a certified mind reader, and I think I know who it is.'

"You did very well on your I.Q. test. You're a man of 49 with the intelligence of a man of 53."

'I like that guy. He gets a splitting headache, but instead of quitting, he calls time out, the athletic trainer tapes him up, and he gets right back in the game.'

'You will awake feeling refreshed and promiscuous....'

'How come your notebook has a sudoku puzzle on it?'