Mind Game Master Gifts

"You think you have problems? My entire wing command was just destroyed."

Derren Brown

Careful, she plays mind games.

Three-eyed man beats three card monte game.

Giant Crossword Book.

Trojan Chess

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

"I hope I get rock and you get scissors, or I get scissors and you get paper, or I get paper and you get rock."

Using psychic powers, the final exam had been a breeze. However, Madame Evetta did not realize that the student in front of her from who she had obtained the majority of her answers, was Bugs Higgins.

I have to get the Positive Thinker...

"My therapist plays with my brain."

Man and brain

Stealing thoughts.

'I've forgotten the author and title - do you read minds?'

He tried to be positive, no matter the atmosphere.

Famous Optical Illusions!

“What if I tell you the card you are thinking of is … the Jack of Hearts ?”

A gorilla at a cocktail party thinking to himself "Fake it 'til make it".

Garden Sudoku

Let's try some word disassociation

"Here's my wallet, my phone, the key to the safe and an application form for your so-called 'mind control device.'"

"Why am I a nurse? In my former lives I was a mind-reader, a juggler and a scribe."

Dominant Shrink.

I don't know … some days it all feels like a big game.

How to get ahead and how to get further ahead.

"His latest management book was all about controlling the mind...and how you could teach it to construct a new reality..."

You're just around the corner from another piece of cheese. Are you sure you want to quit now?

Giant brain with an arrow through it sits on Freud's psychiatric couch.

Sensory confusion syndrome.

'At first I decided that Bob should sit out the rest of the game. He twisted his mind... but now I'm thinking - hey, maybe this is an opportunity.'

Reverse Psychology: "It's not not gaslighting."

'But when you decided to go into psychology didn't you REALIZE that you'd be ‘surrounded by idiots'?'

Mind reader: "You're thinking, 'This is really stupid...people can't read minds'." "How'd she know that?"

'I wonder if they KNOW about each other?'

'I'm hear one of these guys is a certified mind reader, and I think I know who it is.'