Mind Game Strategist Gifts

Many suspected the Russian Grandmaster of steroid use. Proving it was another matter.

"He either has a great hand or I have unresolved feelings about my mother."

'We're through, Zena. I'm tired of your mind games!'

The Chess Master's Brain

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

'We need you to get onto those high balls coming over'

Funky Facts: Football.

"Even if forced to slave all day, in my mind I'll always play!"

Personal conker trainer.

Hockey Season.

"I hope I get rock and you get scissors, or I get scissors and you get paper, or I get paper and you get rock."

Great moments in art dogs playing poker, cats playing Pictionary,

"Okay, I'll renew your contract and raise you five sick days."

Target your message

Tic-tac-toe

"Compare Calculate Contrast Before you make a move"

"Whaddya want for nineteen mil?"

"This round, forget the finesse. Hit him."

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

"My therapist plays with my brain."

'Margaret, what are we doing on this cruise ship that we couldn't have done at home, cheaper?'

With no clear winner, the debate ended in a tie breaker.

'Hold on, Pepe!... The score is tied with less than a minute to go - and the losing team gets boiled.'

Two monks play tic-tac-toe with calligraphy-style 'x's and 'o's.

"You think you have problems? My entire wing command was just destroyed."

'Play any other position besides Monday morning quarterback?'

'This may be an old computer, but it won the March Madness office pool again and wants the money deposited in its Swiss bank account.'

Famous Optical Illusions!

Existential Risk

Helicopter dropping golf balls onto a green.

Tetris Rejects

Gloria, why do you keep saying "Go Fish"? We're playing poker. It's as close as I can get to telling you what I'd really like to in a family newspaper.

Rugby - Interesting line-out tactics.

Garden Sudoku

'I hate playing stinkbugs! Every time we press them on defense, they just let 'e rip!'