Mental Game Guru Gifts

"Remember, it's mind over batter."

Homo Gamus

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

"I hope I get rock and you get scissors, or I get scissors and you get paper, or I get paper and you get rock."

Whack-a-molecule

'Son, I want you to get out there and play like I've never played before.'

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

Kindergarten. Today; Simon Says. I don't know who this "Simon Says" is, but he could make a killing in product endorsements!

"My therapist plays with my brain."

"Attendance is up, but they tune out my sermon to play wordle."

Prawn Amend

'Oh, it's me... Time out. I've gotta take this.'

"You think you have problems? My entire wing command was just destroyed."

'What's the point of a bookmakers if there's nowhere left that sells books?'

Graduation day at Telekinesis School.

'Red nine on the black ten.' 'Thanks.'

Famous Optical Illusions!

'That piggy bank is for my college fund.'

"It's a puzzle to me"

Garden Sudoku

'I should never have married a bloody referee.'

Trojan Chess

Look, dork, I won't ask again. Will you help me use a computer? Maybe. What for? Internet Scrabble. I hear it is possible to play – what is the word? Online? I should like to send data over cyberspace. Through cyberspace.

"Does anyone remember which game we're playing?"

"Is this the home that needs an exorcism on a gamer?"

Fun with Ned-Ball.

Psychologist to patient: 'I'm afraid there's still not a lot we know about choking over 2-inch putts.'

A Piñata has gone rogue during the celebrations at a Birthday party knocking out most of the Family members

Cleaner looking at flow chart of Yoyo sales. The line of sales is going up and down.

Guess your cholesterol

'Ref!!'

I spy with my little eye in the sky …

'The reason you can't move the little men around is because it's an ant farm.'

Dominant Shrink.

For some patients, Dr. Edwards would play 'Diagnosis Charades'.