Line Forgetter Pillows

"You don't seem to know your lines." "That's because I'm an understudy."

"I take it you got the lead in the school play."

'Oh good! - I hate long lines!'

'They were going to get married when they were young, but he kept forgetting the wedding date!'

'I can't believe this.. biggest fight of my life, and I forget to pack a wallop.'

Man looking at greeting cards labeled "Apologies for not writing sooner" with sub-headings for different lengths of time.

'You can stop looking-I just remembered I didn't wear my retainer today. Funny, huh?'

'...And for those of you who cant remember the words...'

"Birthday? No? Anniversary?

I add 1,000 steps every day just going back to my car to get the mask I was supposed to put on."

Menace.

"I don't know the lyrics either, so I just hum along."

'You shouldn't have forgotten the flag!'

"Sorry I left the keys in the car, now it's gone!"

"I..I've forgotten my line! Please read forward and return to me later!"

'Noah completely forgot the fish.'

'You can come back in, King Kong. The superintendent got the door open.'

"I forgot my phone."

Stand in the Q.

"S**t! I forgot the mask!"

"....Need some of this nice mixed salad, to stick in the fridge & chuck out next week."

"Y'know Bruce, you can just click on the 'Forgot Password' button, right?"

"That password is somewhere in your brain. I think I know how to extract it."

"Remember your password for five bucks, mister?"

'Why do I hum? Because I forgot the words!'

Do you remember where I put my memorabilia?

'Yes dear, everything here at work is going well. Can I call you back, I have something, I mean, someone on the other line.'

January 6: Carol discovers the stash of Christmas gifts she had bought back in August and completely forgotten about.

"I said you forgot to feed the dog again."

"Why do I hum? Because I forgot the words!"

"Please turn off all mobiles."

"The hell with the past --- I'd like to put the future behind us."