Festive Forgetter Pillows

January 6: Carol discovers the stash of Christmas gifts she had bought back in August and completely forgotten about.

'Due to budget cuts we are having to take on more temporary staff.'

'...And for those of you who cant remember the words...'

Turkey going away for Christmas.

Pucker up!

Scary Face at Window

"This weekend is seriously messing with some of my previously held beliefs."

"I don't know the lyrics either, so I just hum along."

Party Scene

'I gave you life and you forget my birthday.'

"Room for bigger presents!"

Santa's Nightmares

'That reminds me must buy an anniversary present for Lady Caroline!!'

"That 'Spirit of Christmas yet to come' comes around earlier every year..."

'Free gifts to every kid in the whole world? -- Are you a Keynesian or something?'

'Don't try to kid me - that whole Rudolph thing is just a publicity stunt, isn't it?'

"How much of a gratuity does Santa usually get?"

"Can't you do something productive instead of sitting around 364 days of the year?"

'Noah completely forgot the fish.'

'If you can make it here, you can make it anywhere.'

Times Change in Camden Town

'He drinks to forget and today it's our wedding anniversary.'

"....Need some of this nice mixed salad, to stick in the fridge & chuck out next week."

'We were playing mothers and fathers and I forgot our wedding anniversary.'

Amen

'I get stressed at Christmas time too, but it's not for the same reasons as you...'

Man forgeting anniversary

Christmas during a pandemic.

'Looks like Harvey's entered his holiday mode.'

"December 19, 1960 - North Pole: An innocent water balloon fight turns tragic as temperatures dip below freezing." "Holy Toledo."

"I wonder what I'm getting for Christmas this year?"

The Christmas Beggar

"Save my entitlements.!