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January 6: Carol discovers the stash of Christmas gifts she had bought back in August and completely forgotten about.

'Due to budget cuts we are having to take on more temporary staff.'

Turkey going away for Christmas.

"A nutcracker!! Hey...this thing looks used."

Pucker up!

'...And for those of you who cant remember the words...'

Scary Face at Window

"This weekend is seriously messing with some of my previously held beliefs."

'That reminds me must buy an anniversary present for Lady Caroline!!'

Party Scene

Santa's Nightmares

"Room for bigger presents!"

'I gave you life and you forget my birthday.'

"I don't know the lyrics either, so I just hum along."

'Free gifts to every kid in the whole world? -- Are you a Keynesian or something?'

"That 'Spirit of Christmas yet to come' comes around earlier every year..."

'Don't try to kid me - that whole Rudolph thing is just a publicity stunt, isn't it?'

"How much of a gratuity does Santa usually get?"

Times Change in Camden Town

'Noah completely forgot the fish.'

"Can't you do something productive instead of sitting around 364 days of the year?"

'He drinks to forget and today it's our wedding anniversary.'

'Meet the Easter Bunny.'

'If you can make it here, you can make it anywhere.'

Look, Mom! He dropped this! He must be just like me, always coming home with just one mitten!

"....Need some of this nice mixed salad, to stick in the fridge & chuck out next week."

'We were playing mothers and fathers and I forgot our wedding anniversary.'

Amen

"I wonder what I'm getting for Christmas this year?"

Christmas during a pandemic.

Three Unwise Men

The Christmas Beggar

'Looks like Harvey's entered his holiday mode.'

"December 19, 1960 - North Pole: An innocent water balloon fight turns tragic as temperatures dip below freezing." "Holy Toledo."

"Save my entitlements.!