Valentine's Day Forgetter T-Shirts

Excuses why you forgot to buy her a Valentine's gift - $50

This year Mike decides to make his own Valentine's cards.

'They were going to get married when they were young, but he kept forgetting the wedding date!'

'I can't believe this.. biggest fight of my life, and I forget to pack a wallop.'

'...And for those of you who cant remember the words...'

Old Chipmunk. Now where the heck did I put those nuts?

'In defense of forgetting our anniversary, I forgot we're married.'

'How do you expect me to remember. . . when every year you look younger?'

"I don't know the lyrics either, so I just hum along."

'You shouldn't have forgotten the flag!'

I add 1,000 steps every day just going back to my car to get the mask I was supposed to put on."

'I gave you life and you forget my birthday.'

"It's inhabited and they appear to be friendly."

'That reminds me must buy an anniversary present for Lady Caroline!!'

"Birthday? No? Anniversary?

'I know yesterday was your birthday, but you're so hard to shop for.'

'My wife says I keep forgetting her birthday, our anniversary, Valentine's Day and who's boss...'

'He drinks to forget and today it's our wedding anniversary.'

"That reminds me...Happy valentine."

'We were playing mothers and fathers and I forgot our wedding anniversary.'

Man forgeting anniversary

Three Unwise Men

'What do you mean it was last night?! Let me see the tickets!'

"Oh shoot. That reminds me, I need to buy a valentine."

Blow up valentine.

'It's Fred, he wants to know if you want to go fishing Saturday. The day of our wedding anniversary.'

"Sorry, your accident insurance doesn't cover you forgetting your twenty second wedding anniversary."

'My wife's birthday always seems to be the day after she reminds me...'

'Big guys have big hearts!'

'Why do I hum? Because I forgot the words!'

There comes a point when you may have to admit the truth: you stink.

'I'm not ready to love again. I'm afraid I'll get hurt!'

Do you remember where I put my memorabilia?

'Polygamy?? I can barely remember one wedding anniversary!'

January 6: Carol discovers the stash of Christmas gifts she had bought back in August and completely forgotten about.