Festive Forgetfulness Fan Pillows

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

'I was an egg in the Easter play.'

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

Santa does a keg stand.

"I love these old decorations!"

'You know who's been naughty and who's been nice? -- you're not using DNA evidence, are you?'

Great doing business with you. I look forward to next year.

Christmas sweater alternatives

Meet Santa's entourage

'Thanks mum, it's just what I always wanted!'

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

Person carrying balloons and plants.

"No need to remind me. I'm well aware that I've forgotten completely about you."

'And that,and that,and that...'

The other days of the year...

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'

'The problem seems to be in the memory bank.'

A Christmas tree self portrait

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

Great Moment in North Pole History

Are we human or are we Dancer, Prancer, Comet and Vixen

'First she called my mother, and then she called Santa.'

"Normally after 365 years we'd be looking at a better figure, but not when you've only worked one day a year!"

Ring those Christmas bells!

"I think it was one Christmas TV advert too many."

Christmas reunions!

Bath Christmas Market