Festive Forgetfulness Fan Prints

Look, Mom! He dropped this! He must be just like me, always coming home with just one mitten!

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

'I was an egg in the Easter play.'

Santa does a keg stand.

"I love these old decorations!"

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

'You know who's been naughty and who's been nice? -- you're not using DNA evidence, are you?'

Great doing business with you. I look forward to next year.

Person carrying balloons and plants.

"Hmm. The lights are on, but nobody's home..."

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

Meet Santa's entourage

'Thanks mum, it's just what I always wanted!'

Christmas sweater alternatives

"No need to remind me. I'm well aware that I've forgotten completely about you."

'And that,and that,and that...'

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

A Christmas tree self portrait

The other days of the year...

'The problem seems to be in the memory bank.'

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'

"I think it was one Christmas TV advert too many."

Great Moment in North Pole History

"And you can REALLY make 345,000 deliveries in ONE day!"

Ring those Christmas bells!

Are we human or are we Dancer, Prancer, Comet and Vixen

"Normally after 365 years we'd be looking at a better figure, but not when you've only worked one day a year!"

'First she called my mother, and then she called Santa.'

There's no place like Ho-Ho-Home

C is for Cracker