Mobile Forgetter Pillows

"Please turn off all mobiles."

'I can't believe this.. biggest fight of my life, and I forget to pack a wallop.'

'You can stop looking-I just remembered I didn't wear my retainer today. Funny, huh?'

"Here's a blues number written about my inability to remember computer passwords."

'...And for those of you who cant remember the words...'

"You don't seem to know your lines." "That's because I'm an understudy."

"One of our old servers has been hacked. Maybe whoever did it will give me my password."

Short Term Memory Loss Support Group: 'Good evening. You're probably all wondering why you just walked into this room.'

"Does my transfer include my cubicle? I have all my passwords written on its walls."

"I don't know the lyrics either, so I just hum along."

'You shouldn't have forgotten the flag!'

'That reminds me must buy an anniversary present for Lady Caroline!!'

'I gave you life and you forget my birthday.'

"Birthday? No? Anniversary?

I add 1,000 steps every day just going back to my car to get the mask I was supposed to put on."

"Sorry I left the keys in the car, now it's gone!"

'I'm not a famous writer, but I do make enough money to travel the country and sleep in my car.'

"I forgot my phone."

'You can come back in, King Kong. The superintendent got the door open.'

"S**t! I forgot the mask!"

'Noah completely forgot the fish.'

'He drinks to forget and today it's our wedding anniversary.'

"....Need some of this nice mixed salad, to stick in the fridge & chuck out next week."

'We were playing mothers and fathers and I forgot our wedding anniversary.'

"The only thing I've learned from my mistakes is that apparently I'll keep making them."

"Y'know Bruce, you can just click on the 'Forgot Password' button, right?"

"I don't care if someone is bugging my cell phone, I have no opinions of my own."

"Remember your password for five bucks, mister?"

Man forgeting anniversary

"I'll go, but only if you promise we won't stay long."

"That password is somewhere in your brain. I think I know how to extract it."

'What do you mean it was last night?! Let me see the tickets!'

Three Unwise Men

Forgot your password?

'It's Fred, he wants to know if you want to go fishing Saturday. The day of our wedding anniversary.'