Grocery Forgetter Pillows

'Sorry about this, but I lost my wife's grocery list.'

"I've been having stomach problems. I sit on the bathroom for 30 minutes in the morning...and a half-hour in the evening."

'I can't believe this.. biggest fight of my life, and I forget to pack a wallop.'

'You can stop looking-I just remembered I didn't wear my retainer today. Funny, huh?'

"Here's a blues number written about my inability to remember computer passwords."

'...And for those of you who cant remember the words...'

"One of our old servers has been hacked. Maybe whoever did it will give me my password."

Short Term Memory Loss Support Group: 'Good evening. You're probably all wondering why you just walked into this room.'

"Does my transfer include my cubicle? I have all my passwords written on its walls."

"Birthday? No? Anniversary?

I add 1,000 steps every day just going back to my car to get the mask I was supposed to put on."

'I gave you life and you forget my birthday.'

'That reminds me must buy an anniversary present for Lady Caroline!!'

"I don't know the lyrics either, so I just hum along."

"Sorry I left the keys in the car, now it's gone!"

"S**t! I forgot the mask!"

'You can come back in, King Kong. The superintendent got the door open.'

'Noah completely forgot the fish.'

'Would you prefer paper of plastic.'

'He drinks to forget and today it's our wedding anniversary.'

"....Need some of this nice mixed salad, to stick in the fridge & chuck out next week."

"The only thing I've learned from my mistakes is that apparently I'll keep making them."

'We were playing mothers and fathers and I forgot our wedding anniversary.'

"Y'know Bruce, you can just click on the 'Forgot Password' button, right?"

Man forgeting anniversary

'What do you mean it was last night?! Let me see the tickets!'

Three Unwise Men

Forgot your password?

"That password is somewhere in your brain. I think I know how to extract it."

"Remember your password for five bucks, mister?"

'It's Fred, he wants to know if you want to go fishing Saturday. The day of our wedding anniversary.'

"Sorry, your accident insurance doesn't cover you forgetting your twenty second wedding anniversary."

Hypnotist: Stop Smoking/ Lose Weight/ Recover Forgotten Passwords.

There comes a point when you may have to admit the truth: you stink.

'Why do I hum? Because I forgot the words!'