Retainer Forgetters Pillows

'You can stop looking-I just remembered I didn't wear my retainer today. Funny, huh?'

"I've been having stomach problems. I sit on the bathroom for 30 minutes in the morning...and a half-hour in the evening."

'I can't believe this.. biggest fight of my life, and I forget to pack a wallop.'

'They were going to get married when they were young, but he kept forgetting the wedding date!'

Man looking at greeting cards labeled "Apologies for not writing sooner" with sub-headings for different lengths of time.

"You don't seem to know your lines." "That's because I'm an understudy."

Student to other: 'I keep forgetting to return my library books on 'boomerangs' and ... what was the other one? Oh yeah, 'memory improvement'.'

'In defense of forgetting our anniversary, I forgot we're married.'

I add 1,000 steps every day just going back to my car to get the mask I was supposed to put on."

'You shouldn't have forgotten the flag!'

'That reminds me must buy an anniversary present for Lady Caroline!!'

"Sorry I left the keys in the car, now it's gone!"

'There's something I never do, now if I could just remember what it was.'

'You can come back in, King Kong. The superintendent got the door open.'

"S**t! I forgot the mask!"

'Noah completely forgot the fish.'

'He drinks to forget and today it's our wedding anniversary.'

"....Need some of this nice mixed salad, to stick in the fridge & chuck out next week."

"The only thing I've learned from my mistakes is that apparently I'll keep making them."

'We were playing mothers and fathers and I forgot our wedding anniversary.'

"That password is somewhere in your brain. I think I know how to extract it."

Man forgeting anniversary

"Remember your password for five bucks, mister?"

'It's Fred, he wants to know if you want to go fishing Saturday. The day of our wedding anniversary.'

"Sorry, your accident insurance doesn't cover you forgetting your twenty second wedding anniversary."

Excuses why you forgot to buy her a Valentine's gift - $50

'Well, it's a LITTLE frustrating...no one pays any attention to the fire drills!'

There comes a point when you may have to admit the truth: you stink.

Man fishing at a dock sees a billboard: Do You Know It's Your Anniversary?

'Polygamy?? I can barely remember one wedding anniversary!'

January 6: Carol discovers the stash of Christmas gifts she had bought back in August and completely forgotten about.

'Sorry about this, but I lost my wife's grocery list.'