Future Forgetter Pillows

"The hell with the past --- I'd like to put the future behind us."

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

"No need to remind me. I'm well aware that I've forgotten completely about you."

"It's funny 'cos it's true!"

'The problem seems to be in the memory bank.'

'They were going to get married when they were young, but he kept forgetting the wedding date!'

Man looking at greeting cards labeled "Apologies for not writing sooner" with sub-headings for different lengths of time.

"I read an unforgettable book! Unfortunately, I don't remember the title and the author..."

'No glove. No hat. No shoes. ... I'm sorry, Andy, but I'm bringing in a new pitcher. You just don't have your stuff today.'

'I used to work for the Treasury Department, but there's no future in economic forecasts.'

"Oh, boy...the leaves are falling....that means it's time to bury my nuts. But I can never find my nuts after I bury them."

Student to other: 'I keep forgetting to return my library books on 'boomerangs' and ... what was the other one? Oh yeah, 'memory improvement'.'

'...And for those of you who cant remember the words...'

Short Term Memory Loss Support Group: 'Good evening. You're probably all wondering why you just walked into this room.'

'So that's where I left my car keys!'

"Oh, nuts – I forgot why I came out here."

"I don't know the lyrics either, so I just hum along."

'I gave you life and you forget my birthday.'

"Refresh my memory, Miss Lockland. Who am I?"

'DO me a favor. Don't keep saying 'Hi. How's it going?' whenever you swim past me.'

"Gun fight at the memory lapse corral."

Memory School.

'There's something I never do, now if I could just remember what it was.'

"Johnny, strikes out, and will be thinking about this well into his thirties."

Jeez, thanks, I'm always doing that.

'Your car keys are under the sofa, and you like to wear women's shoes.'

Forgetfulness - The seven warning signs.

"That reminds me...Happy valentine."

"The only thing I've learned from my mistakes is that apparently I'll keep making them."

"Damn! They keys were right under my nose all along!"

"Remember your password for five bucks, mister?"

Hey. Did you forget about our meeting?

"Honey, have you seen my keys... and my nose?"

'Hey! You've forgotten THIS monstrosity!'

Three Unwise Men