Future Forgetter Prints

"The hell with the past --- I'd like to put the future behind us."

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

"No need to remind me. I'm well aware that I've forgotten completely about you."

'The problem seems to be in the memory bank.'

'They were going to get married when they were young, but he kept forgetting the wedding date!'

"It's funny 'cos it's true!"

Man looking at greeting cards labeled "Apologies for not writing sooner" with sub-headings for different lengths of time.

'No glove. No hat. No shoes. ... I'm sorry, Andy, but I'm bringing in a new pitcher. You just don't have your stuff today.'

"I read an unforgettable book! Unfortunately, I don't remember the title and the author..."

'I used to work for the Treasury Department, but there's no future in economic forecasts.'

'...And for those of you who cant remember the words...'

"Oh, boy...the leaves are falling....that means it's time to bury my nuts. But I can never find my nuts after I bury them."

Student to other: 'I keep forgetting to return my library books on 'boomerangs' and ... what was the other one? Oh yeah, 'memory improvement'.'

'So that's where I left my car keys!'

'I gave you life and you forget my birthday.'

"I don't know the lyrics either, so I just hum along."

"Oh, nuts – I forgot why I came out here."

"Refresh my memory, Miss Lockland. Who am I?"

'DO me a favor. Don't keep saying 'Hi. How's it going?' whenever you swim past me.'

"Gun fight at the memory lapse corral."

Memory School.

'There's something I never do, now if I could just remember what it was.'

"Johnny, strikes out, and will be thinking about this well into his thirties."

'Your car keys are under the sofa, and you like to wear women's shoes.'

Forgetfulness - The seven warning signs.

"That reminds me...Happy valentine."

"The only thing I've learned from my mistakes is that apparently I'll keep making them."

"Damn! They keys were right under my nose all along!"

"Remember your password for five bucks, mister?"

"Honey, have you seen my keys... and my nose?"

"You forgot the mayo! I swear, you would forget your head if it wasn't bolted on."

Three Unwise Men

'Hey! You've forgotten THIS monstrosity!'