Birthday Forgetter Prints

'How can you expect me to remember your birthday when you never look any older?'

Three Unwise Men

'Anyway, I won't forget her Birthday next year, Fred.'

'I gave you life and you forget my birthday.'

'They were going to get married when they were young, but he kept forgetting the wedding date!'

Pinata good bags.

'Trust me, tomorrow's Young Master's birthday party: Time to find a hiding spot for the day...'

The Birthday Mafia Sends a message.

Cat makes a dog pound cake with dog cather inside.

"You know I hate birthdays!"

Knights

Happy Birthday to you... Thanks guys!

Extreme Birthdays.

Jackson Pollock's short-lived career as a kid's party face painter.

"Then maybe you should just tell me what you want for your birthday instead of saying you don't care."

"I don't get this whole age thing...I waited all year to turn nine, but now I don't feel any older!"

"It's my 39th birthday, and I'm not dealing with it well. What's wrong with me?"

'How do you expect me to remember. . . when every year you look younger?'

'I wish I looked like a model.'

'In defense of forgetting our anniversary, I forgot we're married.'

'Here comes Tim. Rumor has it he gets hot wax treatments.'

'Oh, you nut! I thought we agreed we weren't going to make a big fuss over birthdays anymore.'

"I said, 'Make a WISH'...not a whiz."

"After 40, the body has a mind of its own."

"Birthday? No? Anniversary?

'That burning sensation is just a nasty case of hemorrhoidal flare-up.'

"All I got was a cake and a card."

'That reminds me must buy an anniversary present for Lady Caroline!!'

'I know yesterday was your birthday, but you're so hard to shop for.'

"I need to lay off those seven birthday cakes a year."

Happy birthday to you!

"Aw, geez. I wanted a whitewall."

'Bob forgot your birthday. He went fishing instead. So he sent you this Excuse-O-Gram. In hopes he won't end up dead.'

'Something past its best - it's for her fiftieth birthday.'

'If you don't count your birthday...why should I remember it?'