Birthday Forgetter Gifts

'How can you expect me to remember your birthday when you never look any older?'

Three Unwise Men

'Anyway, I won't forget her Birthday next year, Fred.'

'I gave you life and you forget my birthday.'

"You know I hate birthdays!"

'Trust me, tomorrow's Young Master's birthday party: Time to find a hiding spot for the day...'

'They were going to get married when they were young, but he kept forgetting the wedding date!'

Happy Birthday to you... Thanks guys!

Knights

"Then maybe you should just tell me what you want for your birthday instead of saying you don't care."

"I don't get this whole age thing...I waited all year to turn nine, but now I don't feel any older!"

'How do you expect me to remember. . . when every year you look younger?'

'In defense of forgetting our anniversary, I forgot we're married.'

'Oh, you nut! I thought we agreed we weren't going to make a big fuss over birthdays anymore.'

'That reminds me must buy an anniversary present for Lady Caroline!!'

"All I got was a cake and a card."

'I know yesterday was your birthday, but you're so hard to shop for.'

"I need to lay off those seven birthday cakes a year."

Happy birthday to you!

"Since I don't really know you, I got you something that's easy to regift."

'If you don't count your birthday...why should I remember it?'

"Aw, geez. I wanted a whitewall."

'Something past its best - it's for her fiftieth birthday.'

'Bob forgot your birthday. He went fishing instead. So he sent you this Excuse-O-Gram. In hopes he won't end up dead.'

"Did someone forget to invite Dwayne?"