Anniversary Forgetter Gifts

'We were playing mothers and fathers and I forgot our wedding anniversary.'

"Sorry, your accident insurance doesn't cover you forgetting your twenty second wedding anniversary."

'It's Fred, he wants to know if you want to go fishing Saturday. The day of our wedding anniversary.'

'He drinks to forget and today it's our wedding anniversary.'

'Polygamy?? I can barely remember one wedding anniversary!'

Man forgeting anniversary

Man fishing at a dock sees a billboard: Do You Know It's Your Anniversary?

'That reminds me must buy an anniversary present for Lady Caroline!!'

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

Shepherd and eurydice

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

Tartine

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

Playing Fetch.

You're my Mona Lisa.

Killer Executive Suits.

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

"This place has the best happy hour."

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

Demure lady with gloves

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

Sloaney Pony.

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

LAY ZEE FUK

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'