Birthday Forgetters Gifts

'I know yesterday was your birthday, but you're so hard to shop for.'

'They were going to get married when they were young, but he kept forgetting the wedding date!'

The Birthday Mafia Sends a message.

Cat makes a dog pound cake with dog cather inside.

Pinata good bags.

"It's funny 'cos it's true!"

'Trust me, tomorrow's Young Master's birthday party: Time to find a hiding spot for the day...'

"You know I hate birthdays!"

Knights

'No glove. No hat. No shoes. ... I'm sorry, Andy, but I'm bringing in a new pitcher. You just don't have your stuff today.'

'If I've calculated correctly, I have two more birthdays before I never have to mow the lawn again.'

Happy Birthday to you... Thanks guys!

Jackson Pollock's short-lived career as a kid's party face painter.

'… and another thing … the only reason you know it's my birthday to begin with, is because we were all born on the same day!'

"Would you like Daddy to tend the pin?"

"I don't get this whole age thing...I waited all year to turn nine, but now I don't feel any older!"

"Hurry up and make a wish. Your cake's in there."

"Oh, boy...the leaves are falling....that means it's time to bury my nuts. But I can never find my nuts after I bury them."

"Then maybe you should just tell me what you want for your birthday instead of saying you don't care."

'In defense of forgetting our anniversary, I forgot we're married.'

'How do you expect me to remember. . . when every year you look younger?'

'So that's where I left my car keys!'

'Here comes Tim. Rumor has it he gets hot wax treatments.'

"All I got was a cake and a card."

'That burning sensation is just a nasty case of hemorrhoidal flare-up.'

"Oops, I just ate Diane's birthday card and signed 'Happy 30th, girl!' on a donut."

"After 40, the body has a mind of its own."

"I said, 'Make a WISH'...not a whiz."

'I gave you life and you forget my birthday.'

'That reminds me must buy an anniversary present for Lady Caroline!!'

"Birthday? No? Anniversary?

'Don't worry, fifty something is the new thirty something.'

Happy birthday to you!

"I need to lay off those seven birthday cakes a year."

Willie Nelson's 80th Birthday.