Birthday Forgetters Gifts

'I know yesterday was your birthday, but you're so hard to shop for.'

"You know I hate birthdays!"

"It's funny 'cos it's true!"

'They were going to get married when they were young, but he kept forgetting the wedding date!'

'Trust me, tomorrow's Young Master's birthday party: Time to find a hiding spot for the day...'

Knights

Happy Birthday to you... Thanks guys!

'No glove. No hat. No shoes. ... I'm sorry, Andy, but I'm bringing in a new pitcher. You just don't have your stuff today.'

'If I've calculated correctly, I have two more birthdays before I never have to mow the lawn again.'

"Then maybe you should just tell me what you want for your birthday instead of saying you don't care."

'… and another thing … the only reason you know it's my birthday to begin with, is because we were all born on the same day!'

"I don't get this whole age thing...I waited all year to turn nine, but now I don't feel any older!"

"Oh, boy...the leaves are falling....that means it's time to bury my nuts. But I can never find my nuts after I bury them."

"Hurry up and make a wish. Your cake's in there."

"Would you like Daddy to tend the pin?"

'How do you expect me to remember. . . when every year you look younger?'

'In defense of forgetting our anniversary, I forgot we're married.'

'So that's where I left my car keys!'

'Don't worry, fifty something is the new thirty something.'

'That reminds me must buy an anniversary present for Lady Caroline!!'

'I gave you life and you forget my birthday.'

"Oops, I just ate Diane's birthday card and signed 'Happy 30th, girl!' on a donut."

"All I got was a cake and a card."

"I need to lay off those seven birthday cakes a year."

Happy birthday to you!

'Something past its best - it's for her fiftieth birthday.'

"Aw, geez. I wanted a whitewall."