Birthday Skeptic Gifts

'Okay. . . all in favour of a growing older or 'Birthday tax', please blow out the candles.'

"Since I don't really know you, I got you something that's easy to regift."

'I mean...how do I know it's really your birthday?'

'For my 40th he took me to a restaurant where they sing happy birthday to you, so I divorced him.'

"You don't have to remind me that I'm having another birthday!"

"Could someone please explain to me why I'm celebrating the fact that I'm a year older?"

Couldn't Care Less About Your Birthday Cards

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

"I don't believe in you!"

Evolution of the Birthday Party.

'I take it that the birthday cake is for this old trout you just served me?'

"I'm here for the hair."

May all your birthday wishes come true..

"Can you hurry up with the cake? I have to travel the world, have a career and start a family"

"I'm 59 and they say I'm middle aged. Just how many people do you know who are 118?"

'It was a great birthday party till Jeffrey tried to fart his candles out.'

He smiled to himself, enjoying his victory in hide and side. But soon, the next activity would start.

The Birthday Mafia Sends a message.

Balloon Surprise

'There's no mention of stuffing. Keep going until you get to the sugar and spice.'

"Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday dear Fred, Sam, Brian, John, Walter, Jeff...."

Children's party - Pin the Tail using a tablet

Cat makes a dog pound cake with dog cather inside.

"You know I hate birthdays!"

'Birthdays are like life...the more you have, the more illuminated you become.'

Once Again Jeff Had Put Too Much Helium In The Party Balloons.

'Grownups are stupid! How can you be good and have fun?'

"If I'm going to be ten tomorrow, does that make me a 'ten' ager?"

Birth Cake

Football party

'If I've calculated correctly, I have two more birthdays before I never have to mow the lawn again.'

"This year let's choose a Christmas card design that reflects the situation the country is in. Let's go for a design that says: Bah humbug!"

"That's Bridgeport from legal, he's got the consent forms."

A Real Pinata Surprise

Celebration in operating theatre.