Birthday Skeptic Gifts

"Since I don't really know you, I got you something that's easy to regift."

'I mean...how do I know it's really your birthday?'

'For my 40th he took me to a restaurant where they sing happy birthday to you, so I divorced him.'

"You don't have to remind me that I'm having another birthday!"

"Could someone please explain to me why I'm celebrating the fact that I'm a year older?"

Couldn't Care Less About Your Birthday Cards

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

"I don't believe in you!"

May all your birthday wishes come true..

'I take it that the birthday cake is for this old trout you just served me?'

"I'm here for the hair."

"Can you hurry up with the cake? I have to travel the world, have a career and start a family"

"I'm 59 and they say I'm middle aged. Just how many people do you know who are 118?"

'It was a great birthday party till Jeffrey tried to fart his candles out.'

He smiled to himself, enjoying his victory in hide and side. But soon, the next activity would start.

"Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday dear Fred, Sam, Brian, John, Walter, Jeff...."

Balloon Surprise

"You know I hate birthdays!"

Children's party - Pin the Tail using a tablet

'Grownups are stupid! How can you be good and have fun?'

Once Again Jeff Had Put Too Much Helium In The Party Balloons.

"That's Bridgeport from legal, he's got the consent forms."

"If I'm going to be ten tomorrow, does that make me a 'ten' ager?"

Knights

Birth Cake

Celebration in operating theatre.

Football party

'If I've calculated correctly, I have two more birthdays before I never have to mow the lawn again.'

A Real Pinata Surprise

"This year let's choose a Christmas card design that reflects the situation the country is in. Let's go for a design that says: Bah humbug!"

'You have the body of a 22 year old man, providing your birthday is February 29th.'

"Come out, come out wherever you aaarrrre!"

"Would you like Daddy to tend the pin?"

"Then maybe you should just tell me what you want for your birthday instead of saying you don't care."