Birthday Avoider Gifts

"Did someone forget to invite Dwayne?"

"You know I hate birthdays!"

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

'My husband made my cake from scratch...even the candles.'

Evolution of the Birthday Party.

May all your birthday wishes come true..

'I take it that the birthday cake is for this old trout you just served me?'

"Can you hurry up with the cake? I have to travel the world, have a career and start a family"

Worried man looking at stock market chart on his computer screen with office party going on in the background.

"I hope you don't call that a party face."

'It was a great birthday party till Jeffrey tried to fart his candles out.'

He smiled to himself, enjoying his victory in hide and side. But soon, the next activity would start.

'Trust me, tomorrow's Young Master's birthday party: Time to find a hiding spot for the day...'

Pinata good bags.

"Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday dear Fred, Sam, Brian, John, Walter, Jeff...."

The Birthday Mafia Sends a message.

Cat makes a dog pound cake with dog cather inside.

'There's no mention of stuffing. Keep going until you get to the sugar and spice.'

Children's party - Pin the Tail using a tablet

Balloon Surprise

Nervous at a party.

'Grownups are stupid! How can you be good and have fun?'

Birth Cake

"If I'm going to be ten tomorrow, does that make me a 'ten' ager?"

'If I've calculated correctly, I have two more birthdays before I never have to mow the lawn again.'

"I want the contract to say that if we win a championship of any sort, no one spills champagne on my head."

Happy Birthday to you... Thanks guys!

Celebration in operating theatre.

Football party

Knights

"I cloned myself to take care of my Thanksgiving duties while I watch football in peace."

Jackson Pollock's short-lived career as a kid's party face painter.

'I wish i could think of some way to get away form him.' 'I wish i could think of some way to get away form her.'

'Honey, I would love to go out with you, but I feel like an idiot at all your friends' parties. The conversations are always way above my head.'