Birthday Avoider T-Shirts

"Did someone forget to invite Dwayne?"

"You know I hate birthdays!"

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

May all your birthday wishes come true..

'I take it that the birthday cake is for this old trout you just served me?'

"Can you hurry up with the cake? I have to travel the world, have a career and start a family"

Worried man looking at stock market chart on his computer screen with office party going on in the background.

"I hope you don't call that a party face."

'It was a great birthday party till Jeffrey tried to fart his candles out.'

He smiled to himself, enjoying his victory in hide and side. But soon, the next activity would start.

Children's party - Pin the Tail using a tablet

Balloon Surprise

'Trust me, tomorrow's Young Master's birthday party: Time to find a hiding spot for the day...'

"Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday dear Fred, Sam, Brian, John, Walter, Jeff...."

Nervous at a party.

'Grownups are stupid! How can you be good and have fun?'

Knights

Celebration in operating theatre.

Football party

Birth Cake

"I cloned myself to take care of my Thanksgiving duties while I watch football in peace."

Happy Birthday to you... Thanks guys!

"I want the contract to say that if we win a championship of any sort, no one spills champagne on my head."

"If I'm going to be ten tomorrow, does that make me a 'ten' ager?"

'If I've calculated correctly, I have two more birthdays before I never have to mow the lawn again.'

"Come out, come out wherever you aaarrrre!"

'Honey, I would love to go out with you, but I feel like an idiot at all your friends' parties. The conversations are always way above my head.'

'I wish i could think of some way to get away form him.' 'I wish i could think of some way to get away form her.'